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Our sources have been told that Dawn, who resides in a small town in Wisconsin, is experiencing the lethal combination of PMS and sadness. Side effects can be, but may not be limited to: witchiness, short-temper, lack of sense of humor, and unrealistically high expectations of others.
Please be aware that Dawn is extremely dangerous and it is not recommended that you try to cheer her up by yourself. Call your local authorities if you see someone fitting this description and be advised to approach (should you dare) with caution.
It should also be noted that she will more than likely be with what appears to be an accomplice, but he is in fact the fabulous man, aka Mr. Fab, that she is dating. This poor soul doesn't need to be turned in, but in actuality just needs a hug...and perhaps a beer.
Please be aware that Dawn is extremely dangerous and it is not recommended that you try to cheer her up by yourself. Call your local authorities if you see someone fitting this description and be advised to approach (should you dare) with caution.
It should also be noted that she will more than likely be with what appears to be an accomplice, but he is in fact the fabulous man, aka Mr. Fab, that she is dating. This poor soul doesn't need to be turned in, but in actuality just needs a hug...and perhaps a beer.
And to you, of course...PMS and sadness. That's a bad combination. (Comment this)
Cbean: it's not that I'm not nice to him...it's just that I'm also not nice to him. :/ (Comment this)